okay while I may not be cool I want to establish that I do not enjoy Family Guy, not even ironically, but

sometimes I wish that real life had cutaway gags like Family Guy so I could say that something was ‘as thick as the sexual tension between Vanessa Carlton and herself in the music video for White Houses’ and then everyone would see a clip of Carlton’s doppelgänger crawling over the piano and then they begin making out violently in that weird doubletime animation effect Family Guy overuses so they’d get the joke

especially when I’m being self-deprecating

listen kids I never claimed to be cool, I’m just a dumb dorky tryhard

speaking of I kind of want to write a novel-length fanfiction of White Houses, someone stop me I am a monster

also if the Huffington Post can be trusted Vanessa Carlton is bi, which is hella, I kinda got that vibe from White Houses

I’m reaching that age where my basic facial structure is essentially done changing and I don’t know how I feel about that

dammit Jeff Mielke

six pages later (than the passage quoted in this post) he assumes without examination that spoken language evolved before signed/gestural language, that there’s no way that H/hearing people might have evolved gestural language

I’m PRETTY SURE that’s not proven bro

In formulating linguistic theories, it is very tempting to identify similarity with identity. The upside of confusing similarity with identity is that it allows more sweeping generalizations to be made. The downside is that they are often wrong.
Jeff Mielke, in “The Emergence of Distinctive Features”, throwing hella shade

ah yes, thank you brain, “other people’s problems are worse than yours and you’re never going to get through grad school” is exactly what I wanted to get out of reading about other people’s experiences with disability in academe

guess where I was at 6:30 this morning? outside. guess where my keycard to get inside was? inside. guess what it was doing outside? raining. guess how I got back in? I had to ask a police officer.

queerpropaganda:

whenever people make fun of people with phobias and/or triggers by saying “how do you go outside”

it’s like. yes? you are beginning to see the problem here. thats the funny thing about disability, there are a lot of things people are unable to do without stress or pain, if they are able to at all. it’s an amazing concept really.

humans at an alien casino with their alien friends like ‘oh this’ll be fun I loved gambling back on Earth’ but the whole casino is built on alien psychology and it’s completely ineffective on the humans and they’re like ‘what the hell this is a scam why are we here what are we doing’ and they’re like ‘come on guys let’s go you’re wasting your money’ and meanwhile the aliens are completely engrossed and having the time of their lives throwing their money away on carefully-weighted random number generators

androids at a casino with their human friends and they’re just really confused by everything

things I want tattooed on my body

alifepresalted:

  • pigeons
  • Howl, all of it
  • 😻
  • "Ready for the bad things to come"

things I want tattooed on my body

  • pigeons
  • Howl, all of it
  • 😻
  • "Ready for the bad things to come"

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I use he pronouns. Don't show me pictures with creepy faces in them.

I post a lot about linguistics, some silly shit- cat gifs and the like- whiny text posts, things that make me angry, and every once in a while a good song.

I also run a blog called Misandrist Music as my drag persona, Ms. Andrea Dworkit. It's exactly what it says on the label. You should check it out!

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