June 2011
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Aces in the Homestuck fandom
Random Forumer: So you don't plan on filling any quadrants? Not even moirail? Oh god I sound like Eridan now
Asexual Forumer: I can still fill quadrants, I just don't want to fill buckets
Jun 1st
May 2011
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May 31st
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Sī cupiēs saltāre posēs saltāre; amīcōs tuōs posēs...
Quod amīcī tuī nōn saltant et sī nōn saltānt, amicī meī nōn sunt. [Edited for correctness.]
May 31st
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That awkward moment when you say you use...
You are clearly outclassed here. Duck out gracefully.
May 31st
May 31st
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May 29th
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"You're so intolerant. Why won't you even take my...
… because it was wrong the last time some asshole used it on me, and you haven’t contributed any new evidence for the case. I don’t have to look up at the sky every time someone claims it’s pink; I’ve heard that shit before, and it was just as wrong the third and fourth and fifth time I heard it as it was the first. Similarly, your bullshit had its fifteen minutes of...
May 26th
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May 26th
Oakland Elementary School Teaches Pupils That... →
thetruewheel: thecurvature: On May 23-24 Redwood Heights Elementary School will be teaching children in grades kindergarten through fifth that there are more than two genders. The two days calendared for this are entitled “Gender Spectrum Diversity Training.” In documents released by the school, students will be taught that “gender is not inherently nor solely connected to one’s...
May 25th
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May 25th
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Superor sed rursus surgo.
Numquam me manetis victus.
May 24th
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May 24th
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Whites Believe They Are Victims of Racism More... →
The thing is, I notice this. My experience of white people- and, oh boy, is it an artificially inflated experience- fits this model. What is this shit? White People* don’t get affirmative action. It baffles them entirely. This is part of the problem behind, like, the ‘controversy’ over now-Justice Sotomayor saying that her experience as a ‘wise Latina’ informed her...
May 24th
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“Let’s say you live in Wisconsin and you go to Massachusetts to get...”
– What is this bullshit.
May 24th
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Toasted yoghurt sandwiches? Why not.
Thus continues my love affair with weird food.
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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0:58 →
midnightagogo: 10:20 pm sunday, may 22, 2011 - root beer came out of my nose
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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war-pervert asked: don't worry i won't harass you on your little date :) i'll probs be at work anyway

i probably won't be able to make it to the play, but i'll be there in spirit. when are you done with classes and everythign?
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Story telling.
I want to write a story about a character who is remarkable for having a particularly noble, intelligent, dignified face, like a particularly highly-bred dog. Like, they’re a fairly-likable, nice, but totally average person, but everything they say, every emotion they feel, is lent an unnatural profundity by the impressiveness of their face and expression.
May 21st
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MEN OF THE WORLD!
5east: RISE UP! YOU CAN overcome any obstacle that stands in your way! YOU CAN take your life into your own hands! TO HELL with society and their outdated mores -TO HELL with those who would dictate who may be an Achiever, a Creator! YOU CAN ACHIEVE! YOU CAN CREATE! YOU CAN be the Master of Your Own Destiny! YOU CAN Get the Job Done! YOU CAN… [A picture of a bespectacled man in a...
May 21st
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You know, that other Western gender binary.
His Sterical Hysterectomy: He's not really freaked out about girl body fluids. But his own ejaculate? Grossed out.
His Sterical Hysterectomy: I DONT UNDERSTAND.
Me: Touching sperm makes you... how can I best summarize this?
Me: A cumdumpster.
Me: There is a population that divides the world into men and vessels for men to ejaculate into.
Me: And a man can be turned into a vessel by touching too much semen and/or doing other things that are suspiciously vessel-like.
May 19th
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rabbitfurhabits: so i’m playing the black cat next thursday. nbd. Wow. Slumming it, aren’t you?
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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READY FOR AN OLD-FASHIONED FOX NEWS POLL-BOMB?  →
lgbtlaughs: notthatkindagay: On the right hand side about 1/3 of the way down the page, they ask: Do you think Navy Chaplains should be allowed to preside over same-sex marriages? Results are currently 79% NO. Duh. You know what to do! Hey, do you like fucking with Fox News?
May 14th
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May 14th
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So I have a definite date with this boy from Latin...
One of his fag hags, who, by the way, deserves a plastic, gold-painted statuette of a man and a lady wearing a boa and holding martinis with “Most Valuable Hag” inscribed on the bottom, told me that he was expecting me to tell him a date and time, and I had been expecting a date and time from him. So, that communication hangup cleared, and apparently his schedule hangup as well, I have...
May 12th
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What is art?
Art is any physical phenomenon that an intelligence creates deliberately, although not necessarily deliberately in the pursuit of art-as-art. Art-as-art is art which exists, at least in part, for some reason other than its utilitarian function.
May 11th
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May 11th
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That awkward moment when you're being talked down...
Not to name any names, but my music teacher needs to teach more and condescend to me less, and has so needed for years.
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 7th
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Australian Mr. Gordón? →
“I don’t think it’s appropriate they feel discriminated against, and I’m very upset they feel that. ‘If we opened it up and said girls could bring another female they would all bring females; the policy is trying to create an event where boys are invited. We are a school that has an all-girls environment, and they are meant to invite guests, not partners.” ROR (arr-oh-ARR): interjection....
May 7th
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Social consciousness turns everyone into Haley...
I SEE WHITE PEOPLE
May 6th
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May 6th
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Conversation I had with that boy in Latin class...
Me: “Mostly I just fuck around on Tumblr.” Him: “What?” Me: “Tumblr. It’s where queer people live on the Internet.” Him: “Yes, I know what Tumblr is.”
May 6th
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May 5th
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Tragedy is the sadness of sympathy.
Tragedy is remarkable, evocative, stunningly lovely, a distillation of some unimaginable loss. By the same token, it is a little alien, a little removed from one’s daily life. Tragedy has its catharsis, but it is almost schadenfreude- a realization that your world is not like the world of the tragedy. But then there’s Morrissey and Casiotone for the Painfully Alone and Joey DeMarco...
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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"Donde esta mi lapiz?"
Err damn day.
May 4th