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June 2012

89 posts

I have had two separate people start conversations with me about juggalos.

beginningthebeguine:

Why is this my life.

periodically I remember juggalos exist

then I try to drag everyone else I can into my voyeuristic hellhole

that’s pretty much it

May 31, 20121 note
#GPOY #it's all my fault #I'm a bad friend #U_U

most of the posts in the #juggalo tag are completely fucking sincere

May 31, 20121 note
#help #what's going on #I need an adult
“Oft him ānhaga āre gebīdeð,
Metudes miltse, þēah þe hē mōdcearig
geond lagulāde longe sceolde
hrēran mid hondum hrīmcealde sǣ,
5wadan wræclāstas. Wyrd bið ful ārǣd.
Swā cwæð eardstapa, earfeþa gemyndig,
wrāþra wælsleahta, winemǣga hryre:”
—The Wanderer, unknown author
May 31, 20121 note
#Old English #recitation #poetry #the wanderer #lament #homework

May 2012

163 posts

yo there is no excuse for stilted translations

people translating Japanese dialog into English have GOT to stop doing that thing where they retain third-person forms that are normally second-person in English

it’s clunky and it’s just wrong

in English you do not talk to someone, about them, in the third person

it’s awkward and weird and possibly rude

May 31, 20121 note
#translations #translation #Japanese #English #third person #second person
May 31, 201222 notes
#synthiaaa #youshouldmindmybeeswax #alifepresalted #mildlyunnerving #theuniversebleedsstartdust #fillupmysenses #tstandsfortrouble #obersonfairydust #feat-yellowbird #queer #family #queering family #love #home
May 30, 201218,032 notes
#mozzarella #mozzarella sticks #cheese sticks #greasy #fried #breaded #junk food #delicious #put it in my mouth #food porn
Play
May 30, 20125 notes
#studio killers #eros and apollo #music #song #music video #electronica #sweet lolitas #don't go #you're still young
help uvular trills make me want to vomit
May 30, 20123 notes
#uvular #trill #uvular trill #guttural r #linguistics #phonetics #gag reflex #gag #uvula
SOMEONE OTHER THAN MATT SEND ME SOMETHING.

beginningthebeguine:

I need to cleanse my mind of that. 

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May 30, 20129 notes
#beginningthebeguine #fanfiction #RPF #Bush/Ben #blurred to protect the innocent
May 29, 2012109,022 notes
#manatee #macro #tears #feels #what #supportive manatee

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tstandsfortrouble replied to your photo: Fill In The States (the red were with Moses’ and…

DYING with ‘one of you fuckers is missouri, i just know it’ HAAHAHAHAHA

I was feeling inspired

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May 29, 20121 note
#tstandsfortrouble #missouri #geography
May 29, 20123 notes
#USA #geography #Fill In The States #I'm surprisingly good at this #but the two that aren't Iowa or Missouri #what the fuck are those? #Iowa #Missouri
Somebody That I Used To Know

kkatkkrap:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …

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dsagl;kmhsglkfd n’j jgh.dsd’a;

May 29, 2012235,866 notes
#gotye #somebody that I used to know #music #song #a capella
“I’m not sedentary except in short bursts!” —Matthew  (via beginningthebeguine)
May 28, 20123 notes
#sedentary #lifestyle #active #epigram #paradox #GPOY
May 28, 20127,253 notes
#YOLO #Ariel #Little Mermaid #Disney #animation #animated #animated gif #gif
May 27, 201212 notes
#school #summer #bummer #rad

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

legitimate criticisms of feminism:

-transmisogyny and the lack of inclusion of transwomen

-the racist history behind it and the lack of inclusion of woc

-ignoring and invalidating women with disabilities

-pretty much anything that falls under lack of intersectionality

-internalized misogyny and girl hate

-promotion of political lesbianism

-radscum

illegitimate criticisms of feminism:

-a feminist was really mean to me once

-they’re sexist against men

this this this

I keep repeating this

both to MRAs who want to know why I “refuse to examine feminism critically”

and people who say things like “feminism is just the radical belief that women are people! if you agree with that then you’re a feminist! it’s that simple!”

no to all three of those sentences please open a history book

May 27, 201216,232 notes
#feminism #racism #transmisogyny #radscum #ableism #history of feminism #criticism #criticism of feminism
Guys I have this really cute story idea

It’s about this little kid who summons Bloody Mary on a dare

and makes friends with her

and takes her home

and the kid’s parents take her in

and eventually adopt her

and they have adventures and grow up together

it’s really cute okay

May 27, 20126 notes
#bloody mary #story ideas #kids #cute #supernatural
May 27, 201234,959 notes
#GPOY #stressed #depressed #well-dressed #macro #life motto
  • Tekla: i love you so much
  • Matt: yes that's good
  • Matt: focus on that
  • Matt: draw sexy power from my sexy body
May 26, 20125 notes
#alifepresalted #perfect people #me #things I said #self-quote #GPOY #tstandsfortrouble
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