June 2012
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youdiphthong replied to your post: so I ran into someone in Trinkle wearing this shirt
I think it’s for Relay for Life?
beginningthebeguine replied to your post: so I ran into someone in Trinkle wearing this shirt
That’s a shirt for cancer prevention and research. I’m pretty sure it’s relay for life/cancer association/etc…
Oh, that’s cool. There can still be only 366 birthdays, though.
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so I ran into someone in Trinkle wearing this...
that said “making a world with more birthdays in it”
and there are a couple things wrong with that
first off, is this some ‘pro-life’ bullshit? because I’m feeling ‘pro-life’ bullshit with that slogan
second off, but you can’t
you can’t make a world with more birthdays in it
unless you alter the course of the Earth around the sun there are...
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terrifie:
Maps | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
wait, they...
what if my tumblr was only ever one post and it...
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I just came terrifyingly close to anonymously...
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who do I have to blow to get an antacid
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what if the doctor made a mistake and sent you to an ontologist
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adamjonrobertsson:
What do people even do without the IPA how do they survive
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there aren't any clothes designed for pregnant men
this is irksome
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who is the main character of ATLA: if u said aang u tried but ur wrong it is katara
who is the best bender in the avatar universe: if u said toph or azula that is an interesting opinion but it is definitely katara
who should be on a pro-bending team with katara: trick question katara requires no teammates
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imagine Katara as a pro bender
“yo fuck your traditions I’mma bend up a huge fucking wall of water at each grate and only allow my team’s projectiles through”
“fuck my teammates actually I’m gonna freeze this one and just fight y’all with the rest of the water”
“mako, bolin, go clip your toenails or something, I got this shit”
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life tips
dance ur troubles away!
cleaning + music = ur dancin w/ fire now sonny
why is my vodka in vienna
make eye contact for that extra spark of intimacy
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“I Started Something I Couldn’t...
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I might have caused some trouble.
a rocking egg
a pericardium
a caul
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alright now
blast from the past y’all
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carouselwitch:
all my little words // the...
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the scene is three weeks ago
a young man sits at his computer, sweat beading at his brow as he stares in dismay as his dash
inspiration leaves him bereft
there must be something I can post that will make me cool, he thinks
suddenly a passing thought becomes a quip, a quip becomes an epigram, an epigram becomes an all-encompassing love letter to ironic nihilism
he taps feverishly at his...
Anonymous asked: Check out our latest release from Cats in the Basement!
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final paper due in less than 24 hours? welp, time to reinvent my online persona
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while I was making that photoset I kept worrying...
and coming up with possible excuses, as you do, if she did somehow figure it out
the best I could come up with was
mom
fighting the patriarchy is a full-time job
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“look at this sassy bitch
werq”
– -me
about me
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A request for assistance!
I have my final paper for History of the English Language due in two days. My subject is the emergence in English of the progressive and perfect aspects. If you guys know anything on this subject or can point me to any helpful sources, please do share with me!
If it’s short you can just leave it in the answer box below, I guess. An ask is good too?
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One sentence summaries: Downton Abbey edition
Unrepentant douchebags insult each other and the servants.
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feat-yellowbird replied to your post: We’re going to get some cheesy flatbread from Frank Fancyhouse, wanna come?
are you actually doing this? or this is simply some linguistic fun?
Do you not remember the day we translated ‘quesadilla’ and ‘Pancho Villa’? We’d gone to SweetFrog for some jesus froyo and then we had a conversation about people who pronounce...
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We're going to get some cheesy flatbread from...
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I'm all hyped up.
Someone tried to argue to me that knowledge is an objectively better goal than happiness. The problems here start at the idea that any goal is objectively preferable to any other. Anyway, arguing with them has got me hyper, and now I’m not sure if I can fall asleep.
(She believed that we might one day discover inherent value through the pursuit of knowledge. Hahahahaha, what?)
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therearenofuckingurlsleft:
“ain’t” is used colloquially by some speakers as a substitute for a number of contractions, but is considered substandard by others. “aren’t” is usually a contraction of “are not”; however, it can be used as a contraction of “am not” in questions (e.g. “Aren’t I the greatest?”). ...
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Minecraft isn't great for my mental health.
Oh, a game where if you leave any part of your house in darkness a horrible monster could appear out of literally nowhere and come and savage you? Yes, let me play this into the small hours of the morning!
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Don't you ever fucking forget any of this. Nobody...
hisstericalhysterectomy:
Two studies have found that at least 40% of police officer families experience domestic violence, (1, 2) in contrast to 10% of families in the general population.
A third study of older and more experienced officers found a rate of 24% (4), indicating that domestic violence is 2-4 times more common among police families than American families in general
A police...
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Now that my computer's playing nice with...
WHY DOES ANYONE FOLLOW ME
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ERMAGERD GERD ERS DERD
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edit: placed under read more for whiny teenagerdom
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my parents get all annoyed when I’m like “I anticipated your entire argument and I’m going to keep doing what I was doing before, can we skip the part where you explain to me why you think I’m wrong”
I get all annoyed when they go ahead and explain and oh look, I did, in fact, anticipate every aspect of their argument
maybe ‘cause I’ve heard...
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richwhitelesbian:
ashton kutcher hops out a van and runs up to you “PUUUUUUUNKD” you begin to lose stellar mass and implode, becoming a black hole over the course of many millions of years
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feat-yellowbird replied to your post: i got a similar message from of my followers but you actually should go to tumblrstaff(.)com for free headphones.. it works
choice gif.
,.`~*thank%you%based%god*~,’`
Anonymous asked: i got a similar message from of my followers but you actually should go to tumblrstaff(.)com for free headphones.. it works
