August 2012
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trying to pronounce null onset, still don't...
#linguistics: the movie: the life: the blog
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devised a featural phonetic alphabet for the express purpose of being able to post my smutfic to-write list on my wall
because the IPA is too transparent (to users of many derivatives of the Roman alphabet, that is) (a group that includes my parents and grandparents) (they’re in town and popping into our house periodically now)
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Thinking again about how I wish my dead...
I’d rather shake hands and talk quietly with the man who went through death threats for civil rights and loved his wife as an equal than exchange knucks with the man who yells his wife scared and thinks undocumented immigration is an actual serious problem.
July 2012
70 posts
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SOMEONE OTHER THAN MATT SEND ME SOMETHING.
alifepresalted:
beginningthebeguine:
I need to cleanse my mind of that.
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kathysbrotherssister:
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yes, i’m an incomprehensible darkness amorph. yes, i hover waiting at the razor-thin edge between sanity and the truth....
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“brb, gonna ask the bf how he feels about poop
My girlfriend farted in the car....”
– why did I write these things down
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let’s everybody just stop and have a sad
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I am straight killin' it tonight with the slightly...
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feat-lior replied to your post: feat-lior replied to your post: time to show up…
baha. i’m kinda half-way haven’t left will be late at the moment. text me?
Will do.
feat-lior replied to your post: time to show up late to class w/e w/e
i think we should hang out today. i’ve been turning into youth adventure novel characters recently for lack of age appropriate companionship.
well in that case I’m definitely coming to class
(I had kind of considered skipping)
time to show up late to class w/e w/e
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Readmore for sharks because I don’t remember if Tekla has Tumblr Savior working or not, but this is adorable oh my GOD
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I don’t… like… sweating…
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someone needs to do a cover of Blinding that...
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did u kno
there are actually people
who are mad that other people ship
not even that they ship something unpleasant in particular
they’re just
mad
that shipping happens???
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I just watched Con Air with a handful of my closest acquaintances. Poor choices???
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Tumblr Drinking Game: The Otherkin/Transethnic...
alasihavetransfiguredmyfeet:
bon-cross:
How To Play: Browse some otherkin tags of your choosing (therian, multiples, oddnose, whatever super-special secret tag they’ve come up with this time). Drink, preferably in the company of good friends to make sure you’re okay afterward.
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Jesus suffering fuck, OP, do you have some kind of terrible vendetta against my liver?
But...
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“is it you who perches right behind my ear?
whispering sad thoughts for only me...”
– is it you? - moses rhys carmagesh (via feat-lior)
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beginningthebeguine replied to your post: my mother hates natural lighting
but….natural light is the best kind of light. it’s also the cheapest.
right
right
didyoudrinkmygingerale replied to your post: my mother hates natural lighting
does she not want outsiders to see in? o_O
this actually seems to be it, but
why does my mother value privacy over sufficient lighting
even the shades covering...
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my mother hates natural lighting
she tells me today that she wants me to hang up the new shades that arrived
backstory: our shades don’t work, they stay down permanently
I say excitedly, “ooh, are we going to get some natural lighting in the house?”
“no,” she says, “they’re shades”
I am briefly stunned, but I rally. “yes, and these ones will work, so we can put them up and...
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I Gave You Too Much
I abandoned my reason at the sight of your face and accused you of stealing something from me. But you never asked for my trust.
I am a man who has dreamed too wildly, and mistook your flesh for dreaming.
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Shallow victory is the reward for satisfying a game’s win conditions.
Deep victory is getting to write the rules.
The people who write the rules decide who receives the shallow victories.
‘Shallow’ and ‘deep’ are not a binary here; sometimes, part of the reward for playing one game successfully by the rules is getting to write the rules for another, related game....
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tstandsfortrouble:
i don’t hate you because you fart
you fart because i hate you
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tstandsfortrouble:
unashamedandsacrificial:
my favorite part about napoleon’s love letters is how he writes like a 12 yr old fanfiction writer when it comes to muff-diving
“A kiss on your heart, and one much lower down, much lower!”
JUST SAY YOU WANNA MAKE THAT PUSSY NUT, NAPOLEON
c’mon son
at least he didn’t talk about sniffing butts, james joyce-style. that dude was nasty
Anonymous asked: It's not automatic. You have to make Satisfactory Academic Progess, which means dont fail courses and keep your GPA up. These are federal regulations because the taxpayers are tired of spending money on students who fail.
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beginningthebeguine replied to your post: Guess who wasn’t informed that his financial aid was withdrawn after last semester?
i got a bill today from student accounts DESPITE THE FACT that i’m not actually allowed to enroll for fall semester. so i’d basically be paying for the privilege of not being there…
That doesn’t make sense and I plan to promptly stop thinking about it so I...
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Guess who wasn't informed that his financial aid...
THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE
Yup, I have to go through that same appeals process half of my friends went through, and I have possibly only a matter of days to submit paperwork because I found out about this when we got our bill and there was no student loan on it!
As we all know, the college is super helpful and supportive to their students with mental illnesses, so surely we can expect a prompt...
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"burbled id" →
this is where my inane faintly tragic text posts can be found
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Behind every successful man there is a gHOST THERE LOOK BEHIND YOU IT’S A GHOST AAH FUCK
geeknip replied to your post: I woke with skin
Dammit, I was looking forward to selling rides on you for a quarter each at a carnival.
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I woke with skin
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I feel... metamorphic
will I wake tomorrow with skin or with carapace
