it is not enough
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I am so mortified of being a bad audience member that I will do literally anything a live musician tells me to do. dance? okay. call and response? can do. human sacrifice? where’s the nearest virgin
one of these days I’m going to learn that wanting things isn’t enough to make them happen
"Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy."
"So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?"
"Ugh, why do you have to be such a special snowflake. Do you and like three other species need an entire order to describe yourselves that separates you from mammals that birth live young?"
"You needlessly complicate an artificially constructed system of classification. Why don’t you just lose the webbed feet and beak and egg laying ways and become a proper mammal."
"Ha! You may look like you belong to class Aves, but I know for a fact that birds don’t have fur. You’re such a phony."
"Why do you insist on appropriating beaks and webbed feet. Like, you admitted you weren’t a bird, stop incorporating them into your anatomy. All you’re doing is making birds look less legitimate as an order."
isn’t it great how bad people do things like wear fedoras and use the word ‘friendzone’ so that the rest of us know to avoid them
*does a little tap dance* it doesn’t make se-ense to blame systematic problems on individual moral fai-lings~ *raises top hat, dances offstage*
"[mentions an attractive male actor] for those of you ladies and… people who are interested in all that, I’m told that’s a plus for the movie"
aww, good on you for putting in the effort
(Source: monetizeyourcat, via war-pervert)