I painted that selfie instead of going to bed
ignore the Crayola crayon look to the tank top and the whatever-the-fuck is going on with the hair, I mostly just like the effect I did with the face, unnaturalistic as it is
turns out when you choose to ignore a secondary lightsource everything starts to look really dumb
Thanks to everyone who put up with all my pic taking! Y’all are beautiful and perfect and wonderful and I want to kiss your hands.
yo I’m in this (#7)
haha wow what a talented photog you can’t even tell how fucking gross I was when that photo was taken
(via tstandsfortrouble)
I just axe-kicked a garbage can for having the audacity to fall over, let this be a lesson not to fuck with me
“I don’t want no scrub, a scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me” sang the sad little white boy who lives off his monthly parental allowance as he avoided doing his homework
- waiter: drops my order, steps on it and grinds it into the carpet, spills wine on floor, drops flaming Alaska, my entire table is on fire
- me: oh no, are you okay, no don't worry about it I'll clean it up I don't want to inconvenience you
my problem is that I’m super easygoing about what happens to me like honestly what are my weak points, my soft frail body and my disaptitude for schoolwork, there’s basically no way a person can seriously harm me except through violence or putting academic roadblocks in my way, I am a cis white straight-passing middle-class man with no physical disabilities, I’m the fucking Juggernaut
but I’m really hyper-concerned about minor inconveniences happening to other people because what if it hurts your feelings that would be terrible
"Follow your horrible little heart!"- A Softer World 779
I use he pronouns. Don't show me pictures with creepy faces in them.
I post a lot about linguistics, some silly shit- cat gifs and the like- whiny text posts, things that make me angry, and every once in a while a good song.
I also run a blog called Misandrist Music as my drag persona, Ms. Andrea Dworkit. It's exactly what it says on the label. You should check it out!
