Posts tagged "GPOY"

my current background

that’s not actually the one I’m using, the one I’m using is bigger and not artfully blurry

i fucked up, now I just want to draw more masterpieces for twitter

i fucked up, now I just want to draw more masterpieces for twitter

Ms. Andrea Dworkit accepting 1st Place in UMW PRISM 2014 Drag Show

Ms. Andrea Dworkit, 2nd Act- Cartoon Heroes by Aqua as Minnie Mouse

UMW PRISM 2014 Drag Show

Ms. Andrea Dworkit- 1st Act, Crazy by Gnarls Barkley as Scarlet Witch

UMW PRISM 2014 Drag Show

I shaved off the inner corner of my eyebrow
I don’t want to talk about it

I shaved off the inner corner of my eyebrow

I don’t want to talk about it

  • Some cutie: What is your favorite candy?
  • Me: Chocolate more generally, Snickers more specifically. You?
  • Some cutie: Smarties and then snickers.
  • Me: Smarties? Wth? Your favorite candy is flavored chalk? Like no judgement but I'm judging you
  • Some cutie: Oi! This coming from the person that hasn't seen any television shows. The only person that should be judged here is you. :p
  • Me: Listen, only dead God can judge me, but Smarties? He's rolling in His divine grave!
  • Some cutie: You know what they say, "Smarties for my smarties."
  • Me: Do smart people need to eat something labeled 'Smarties'? It sounds and tastes like a dietary supplement lbr
  • Some cutie: Over here dissing mah candy while I should be snickering at you...
got my hair did

got my hair did

Anonymous asked: Hi IRIS! Do you know about Sonic the Hedgehog? Can you tell me about Sonic the Hedgehog?

zdk12:

Hello, Anonymous.

No. Stop asking about “Sonic the Hedgehog”“Homestuck”“fandom”“420”“Gender”

Bye.

threelisabeth:

REORIENT ALL YOUR FAILURES. DROPPED THREE MUGS ON THE FLOOR TODAY? DISASTER CHIC. WORE THE SAME STAINED SHIRT FOUR DAYS IN A ROW? GARBAGE CHIC. DIDN’T BRUSH YOUR HAIR? TAKING “ARTFULLY DISHEVELED” TO PREVIOUSLY UNREALIZED LEVELS OF GLORY. DIDN’T BRUSH OR WASH YOUR HAIR, FOR THE PAST, LIKE, WEEK? YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL PRINCESS OF THE FOREST, EMERGING BLINKING INTO A STRANGE URBAN LAND. FUCKED UP PAINTING YOUR NAILS? ABSTRACT AND INSOUCIANT. WHO CARES, LIFE’S WEIRD, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL AND STRANGE CREATURE, W H A T E V E R

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a group of like five people walked in as I was applying this

a group of like five people walked in as I was applying this

it’s been a bit since I posted a picture of me not wearing makeup so here’s what I actually look like most of the time

it’s been a bit since I posted a picture of me not wearing makeup so here’s what I actually look like most of the time

"I’ve seen you on OkCupid before and I don’t remember why I never messaged you but it was probably a good reason"- a series of YA novels by me

"Follow your horrible little heart!"- A Softer World 779

"GOOD MORNING. I HOPE YOU’RE NOT ALARMED BUT MY LOVE FOR YOU HAS BEGUN TO MANIFEST AS A SMALL CLOUD OF SLIGHTLY DIFFUSED LIGHTS THAT HOVER IN THE AIR ABOUT MY BODY."-Animals Talking in All Caps

I use he pronouns. Don't show me pictures with creepy faces in them.

I post a lot about linguistics, some silly shit- cat gifs and the like- whiny text posts, things that make me angry, and every once in a while a good song.

I also run a blog called Misandrist Music as my drag persona, Ms. Andrea Dworkit. It's exactly what it says on the label. You should check it out!

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