I shaved off the inner corner of my eyebrow
I don’t want to talk about it
got my hair did
REORIENT ALL YOUR FAILURES. DROPPED THREE MUGS ON THE FLOOR TODAY? DISASTER CHIC. WORE THE SAME STAINED SHIRT FOUR DAYS IN A ROW? GARBAGE CHIC. DIDN’T BRUSH YOUR HAIR? TAKING “ARTFULLY DISHEVELED” TO PREVIOUSLY UNREALIZED LEVELS OF GLORY. DIDN’T BRUSH OR WASH YOUR HAIR, FOR THE PAST, LIKE, WEEK? YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL PRINCESS OF THE FOREST, EMERGING BLINKING INTO A STRANGE URBAN LAND. FUCKED UP PAINTING YOUR NAILS? ABSTRACT AND INSOUCIANT. WHO CARES, LIFE’S WEIRD, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL AND STRANGE CREATURE, W H A T E V E R
a group of like five people walked in as I was applying this
it’s been a bit since I posted a picture of me not wearing makeup so here’s what I actually look like most of the time
"I’ve seen you on OkCupid before and I don’t remember why I never messaged you but it was probably a good reason"- a series of YA novels by me
moses doesn’t appreciate me, this is a really funny bitstrip
you guys seriously don’t understand, almost any time I post something on the Internet I am at the very least giggling quietly and probably doing the thing I do, you guys who know me in real life know about this, where I scratch my head compulsively in spasmodic amusement
I think I am the Cleverest Dude
I am king of lipstick
hotter than u
I use he pronouns. Don't show me pictures with creepy faces in them.
I post a lot about linguistics, some silly shit- cat gifs and the like- whiny text posts, things that make me angry, and every once in a while a good song.
I also run a blog called Misandrist Music as my drag persona, Ms. Andrea Dworkit. It's exactly what it says on the label. You should check it out!